The fun that is our Photography class, in Blog form (:

Oh hai!
We’re (Megan, Caitlin, Alex and i) sitting in photography doing shit all as usual :D

Megan – true true, we never do anything
Tori – lol
Megan - <sings> I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it </sings>
Caitlin - <sings> I’m about to lose control and I think I like it </sings>
Tori – O_O my friends arre strange. But I love them :D

Caitlin- I want to go off into my imagination right now
Alex- why?
Caitlin- because my imagination is an awesome place!

Megan- that guy riding a bat is funky! (re: a book on fairies she’s reading)
Megan – ooh look there’s victoria with her tits hanging out! (again, re: a book on fairies she’s reading)
Megan – nah, really, tori your tits are hanging out

Tori – to clarify, no they are not. And I’m sure that’s a good thing.

Caitlin – can you take me to your shack?
Alex – no! how would I do that?!
Caitlin- just eat me! Then I’ll be in your stomach!

Megan – haha! ‘she sported tenderly with him all through the night’
Tori – haha I know how funny is it!
Megan - If I had MY way, I’d sport tenderly with bryce gibbs all through the night!

Caitlin – Vicky-toria
Tori – what?
Caitlin - <giggles> ummm hows mike?
Tori -  can we not talk about this?
Caitlin – my life is so boring, so I have to do something fun through your life!
Tori -  yeah, but nothing ‘fun’ happens with mike
Megan – I’d let fun things happen with mike

Caitlin – how’s your stalker?
Tori – who… tommy?
Caitlin – I dunno, that guy who you were all like ‘Omigosh he’s stalking meee’
Tori – haha yeah that’s tommy
Megan – you were crying for tommy while we were away, don’t tell me he’s your stalker you fuckin love him.
Tori - <awkward silence>
Caitlin – you love being the victim
Megan - <laughs>
Caitlin – it’s like your fantasy, for you to be the victim and him… to not be…
Megan - <cackles>

Megan (to alex) – weren’t we gonna take pole dancing lessons when you got your licence?
Alex – yeah!
Megan – well hurry up and get your licence fool!

Megan – you know who I always wanted to marry? Ash Katchum. From pokemon
Caitlin - <giggles>
Megan – I just grabbed caitlin’s thigh, It was pretty funny!

Caitlin (pointing at book) – I think this guy would be hot if he was real, but he’s a cartoon
Megan – he has long hair, like bitch chick hair
Caitlin – but it’s to represent his hotness! Like that guy from the bible…ummm Sampson. OOH! He’s naked here!
Alex- Can I see?
Megan – he’s not naked. He has a fuckin blanket over his fuckin dick. You know what? If I was a cartoon character I’d root him.
Caitlin – ooh look their riding different coloured horses. So she’s the baddy and he’s the good one.
Megan – it’s a fucking cartoon … so who’s the one he ends up rooting?
Caitlin – that one <points> the one in the bushes. See, what happens; is she’s just walking around…in the woods
Megan – as you do
Caitlin – and then she see’s umm a band of elves… are they elves?
Megan – they have pointy ears
Caitlin – nooo their fairies!
Megan – look! The book says elves!
Caitlin – and so then she see’s him and it’s all like <sings> AHHH!!! </sings> love-like. And then it’s like… like,
Megan – she’s hanging onto his snake
Caitlin – let me finish the story!! So what happens, is he’s like I can’t actually be with you because the fairy queen dot dot dot whatever she is like owns him
Megan – he’s her bitch basically
Caitlin - well yeah. Anyway. Um. And then he’s like if we want to be together then theres this challenge and then pretty much she’s gonna turn me into hideous creatures and you have to prove you still love me
Tori – haha, as hideous as me?
Caitlin –SHUT UP! And then yeah…they win… and then he’s naked…I don’t know why he’s naked
Megan – because they have sex!
Caitlin – noo but they don’t!
<explains>
Caitlin – ummm what the hell is with her hair? Look at her hair! Theres a clam eating her head!!
Megan –so what happens now?
Caitlin – that’s the end
Megan –buh… buh…
Caitlin –they become mortal and die.
Megan - but don’t they have sex?

Caitlin –ooh here’s another hottie. Lets read about him
Megan – he’s a chick.
Caitlin – ohh he’s not hot. Let’s not read about him.

Caitlin – OOH! This ones a good one, he’s a hottie.
Megan – I need a fuckin drink.
Caitlin – alcoholic?
Megan – yeah. I drink a work. Can you believe that? I work in a pub and they serve me.
Caitlin – I can believe that.
Megan – how old do I look with makeup on?
Caitlin – ummm 19
Megan – hmm… tori?
Tori – I haven’t been paying much attention, writing conversations down is actually incredibly hard on my fingersss )):
Caitlin – I know what victoria’s doing. She’s trying to distract us because, from from mike…because she likes mike. That’s alliteration… not alliteration, assonance, because like and mike rhyme!

Caitlin’s just kinda staring at me right now, with that evil look she has, where she wants me to tell her some juicy gossip story about my non-existant love life *facepalm*
Caitlin – non existant my bottom
Alex - WHAT?!!! I came into that conversation at the wrong time!
Megan – I wish my bottom was non-existant
Caitlin has now died of laughter. What a shame. No more questions.

Caitlin – I resurrected myself. So, hows mike?
Megan – so who’s miiiikkeee??!!!! Mike mike mike mike mike.
Caitlin - he’s written songs about her.
Tori – what?! No he hasn’t!!
Megan – Alex, who’s mike?
Alex – ahhh I dunno, just some guy on dailybooth. Tori! Why doesn’t the blur tool ever work?
Tori- - I don’t know
Caitlin – because it’s a tool! Haha!
Tori – no Caitlin. That’s not funny.
Megan -  I wanna expel the fat from my body
Tori- don’t we all
Mgan – I want lypo…

Caitlin –so, victoria… <expectant look>
Megan -  I wanna know who this mike character is… is he hot?
Tori - <nods>
Alex – that’s AAALLLLLL that matters
Megan – as long as they’re hot and good in the sack I’m happy.
Tori – why didn’t I just record this conversation then type it up later???
Caitlin – because you’re a goober-head
Tori – damnit!
That was the end of our lesson. Like our photography conversations?
*facepalm* Caitlin won’t shut up… I shall kill her <evil look>


- Tori
DFTBA

PS; Caitlin is deranged, i'm not in love with ANYONE. And me and Mike haven't even talked enough for me to say we're just mates, so he's an acquaintance. Tommy, however, haha i love that kid he's a legend

*Facepalm* moments

i've had many this past week or two

from 'oh my god as if you said that'

to 'oh no i'm such a douche'

the first reaction was to the following scenario

*rippling video effect*

it's an 18th birthday party, i know everyone there except the b'day girls brother and his mates/his mates older brother

that's the guy in question, a guy who goes to university and is about 18

he's a bit pissed, which makes this doubly funny, but moving on.

i'm sitting down, flicking my phone open and closed as it's one of those slide ones and the slide tone is rad so it was entertaining me

he sits down next to me and our conversation goes something like this;

him - 'you texting someone?'

me  - 'might be'

him - 'isit your boyfriend?'

me - 'god no'

him - 'okay. i'm going to message someone'

me - 'you do that'

him - 'oh wait! i have no-one to message, maybe you should give me your number so i have someone to message'

me - *is laughing*

him - 'what?'

me - *still laughing*

him - 'you don't have to...'

me - 'no, it's okay, i will' *laughs more*

it was pretty hilarious

later that night/morning he swaggers over with a bottle in his hand (i later discovered it was vodka and orange juice) going 'do you wanna drink?' 

he then looks at me for a second, then thrusts the drink bottle in the opposite direction saying 'wai' ... do you drive?' 'how old are you?'

i just laughed and walked away, he was so drunk.

another facepalm moment happened... well i get alot. it's like my life. seriously!

there's the times i trip up stairs, the times i talk to my media teacher and he realises i havent handed anything up all year but he still gave me a C for my semester grade *shrugs* i'm cool like that :D

the time the year 11 on my bus got me some massive present from his trip to the phillipines, and i had no idea what to do because it caught me off guard, and i think he likes me, which is creepy and scary and just overall bad 'cos i'm not able to deal with that right now O_O

MOVING ON

my mate thinks i lurve tommy (tommyboiuk1992 for any fellow DB peeps) due to the fact i missed him and one other DB-er (not mentioning his name as we're currently in a feud) so much on ski trip i might have actually cried at one point as i couldn't talk to anyone etc etc

lack of internet caused many facepalm moments for tori on ski trip

i cried, then got really angry, then got over it really quickly... which confused people

:P

one last thing

OMG I'M GOING TO AVCON!!!!!!!!!!!

*is excited*

it's basically an anime slash video game convention in adelaide this weekend

Amy and i are going on Sunday

Amy is my bestie and i heart her alot.

even though we're not actually besties, we just agreed that we would be over msn

XD

baii!

xx

I'm at WAR!

with SomeInterestingCrap from Youtube
better known as Amelia on Dailybooth
orrrrr KaleidoscopeFTW on twitter
... i admit i had to google that for the spelling
*facepalm*

ANYWAY
we're at war
for the aim of 100 subscribers on YouTube
and she won
but then war was back on when i unsubscribed from her
*grins*
she now has 99
*EDIT* she now has 98 O_O

okay peoples, sure i want to win
but it'll take me a good 23 subscribers to beat her
don't go un-subscribing you fools!
thats just plain mean!

I HATE SKI TRIP

okay
i dont really
but we only have a 1980's computer with dial up internetsss
and this makes tori very angry
i shall smash something if i dont get to the internet cafe in town
like literally smash something
I'M EVEN STARTING TO TALK LIKE THEMMM
i need my internets
ALOT
i miss stalking people on dailybooth and checking my emails without having to shove off the computer
and i miss staying up until 3AM just chatting with my uk peeps on msn

so, being weird, please email me!
 < email address removed lulz >

i need people talking to me
i dont care if you stalk me
i need the internet connection
*dies*

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OH. MY. GOD.

i have less than 12 hours before i (literally) jump onto a plane and head to Melbourne, where my mates and i will run around searching for the Krispy Kreme outlets located within the terminals

buy 50 boxes as they're the best thing i've ever tasted

and, surprisingly, i love them more than i love the interwebs...which is A LOT

after stuffing our faces full of Krispy Kreme's we'll roll (as we'll be so fat) onto another plane that will take us to New Zealand XD

then everyone will have to wait for me as i get my money transferred as i'm like the only person who hasn't already done it :P

after this?

well... you'll have to wait to hear from me i'm afraid

in the mean time, if you're following me on Daily Booth, expect hilariously bad sketches of your faces to appear either in the comments or as my daily pictures over the next week

(that is if the lodge has wireless...if it doesn't i'm jumping off a ski lift and committing)

all this is 'cos i have an aim to draw all of my followers

but if you havent updated picture-wise in the past 8 weeks, i consider you dead and you don't get drawn :D

in OTHER OTHER news, i still have a major crush on that guy in my year... and if anyone from school's reading this, no i won't tell you who it is.

but i'm really trying my hardest to get over him, it's difficult, but i really could not stand it if everyone found out and this other girl got annoyed at me :S

ssoooo my tactics as to how to attempt to stop thinking about him?

watch cute english youtubers like 24/7. seriously, i've been sifting through users like charlieissocoollike, someguy090, roguebluejay ... annndddd alot of others i cant think of like RIGHT NOW.

it's kiinda working

:S

well ... maybe

well... not really

well ... not at all

but i can hope

:P

if i dont see you all during ski trip i'll post blogs next week day by day so it's AS IF i'm on ski trip

same with DB!

get following me on there asap!

xx