Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

It seems that i have avoided blogging for no less, and no more, than 10 days.
why is this so? why have i abandoned you all?
all...6....of you... one of which i'm certain of doesnt actually use the internet anymore...
SHANUS!!!!!
not mentioning names or anything
*go spam shane72's youtube with messages as to why he died*

the reason i haven't blogged for 10 days?
i don't know.
but i endevour* to invent a crazy story, y'know, like you did in primary schoo to explain that NO you didn't graffiti that girls name on the toilet wall.... or was that just me?
*(how DO you spell that word?)

okay, so straight after i hit 'send' at school 10 days ago, my teacher looked over my shoulder and decided to ask me why i was emailing in her media lesson.
i proceeded to explain that i wasn't, and i had simply been emailing my essay to my english teacher.
she then said 'but that means you WERE emailing'
'no i wasn't'
she then got rather angry with me
:D

after this, my english teacher wanted to know why my english essay hadn't come through, as he'd talked to my media teacher who said i'd emailed it three days ago.
i then said 'oh...mustn't have come through yet...'
and ran home to actually start and then finish my english essay and send it to him... at 11 o'clock at night

after this, mum bought me a puppy.
and it ate my USB *
*well who hand-writes homework these days?

after this i was taken hostage byyy www.angryalien.com* whose bunny rabbits though it'd be fun to laser-make me into a rabbit... and yeah...
*go see that website... it's truly epic

of course, it took a good 6 days for the effects to wear off
and bunny paws are just so damn hard to type with
so, blogging had ceased for 10 days
but, YAY, tori is back and blogging again
and nothing can stand in her way.

except maybe the big green troll that lives under my bed.
but thats a story for another day kids.



-tori
xx



P.S i lied, the real reason is i forgot
P.P.S that was also a lie
P.P.P.S and so was that.