Oh hai!
We’re (Megan, Caitlin, Alex and i) sitting in photography doing shit all as usual :D
Megan – true true, we never do anything
Tori – lol
Megan - <sings> I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it </sings>
Caitlin - <sings> I’m about to lose control and I think I like it </sings>
Tori – O_O my friends arre strange. But I love them :D
Caitlin- I want to go off into my imagination right now
Alex- why?
Caitlin- because my imagination is an awesome place!
Megan- that guy riding a bat is funky! (re: a book on fairies she’s reading)
Megan – ooh look there’s victoria with her tits hanging out! (again, re: a book on fairies she’s reading)
Megan – nah, really, tori your tits are hanging out
Tori – to clarify, no they are not. And I’m sure that’s a good thing.
Caitlin – can you take me to your shack?
Alex – no! how would I do that?!
Caitlin- just eat me! Then I’ll be in your stomach!
Megan – haha! ‘she sported tenderly with him all through the night’
Tori – haha I know how funny is it!
Megan - If I had MY way, I’d sport tenderly with bryce gibbs all through the night!
Caitlin – Vicky-toria
Tori – what?
Caitlin - <giggles> ummm hows mike?
Tori - can we not talk about this?
Caitlin – my life is so boring, so I have to do something fun through your life!
Tori - yeah, but nothing ‘fun’ happens with mike
Megan – I’d let fun things happen with mike
Caitlin – how’s your stalker?
Tori – who… tommy?
Caitlin – I dunno, that guy who you were all like ‘Omigosh he’s stalking meee’
Tori – haha yeah that’s tommy
Megan – you were crying for tommy while we were away, don’t tell me he’s your stalker you fuckin love him.
Tori - <awkward silence>
Caitlin – you love being the victim
Megan - <laughs>
Caitlin – it’s like your fantasy, for you to be the victim and him… to not be…
Megan - <cackles>
Megan (to alex) – weren’t we gonna take pole dancing lessons when you got your licence?
Alex – yeah!
Megan – well hurry up and get your licence fool!
Megan – you know who I always wanted to marry? Ash Katchum. From pokemon
Caitlin - <giggles>
Megan – I just grabbed caitlin’s thigh, It was pretty funny!
Caitlin (pointing at book) – I think this guy would be hot if he was real, but he’s a cartoon
Megan – he has long hair, like bitch chick hair
Caitlin – but it’s to represent his hotness! Like that guy from the bible…ummm Sampson. OOH! He’s naked here!
Alex- Can I see?
Megan – he’s not naked. He has a fuckin blanket over his fuckin dick. You know what? If I was a cartoon character I’d root him.
Caitlin – ooh look their riding different coloured horses. So she’s the baddy and he’s the good one.
Megan – it’s a fucking cartoon … so who’s the one he ends up rooting?
Caitlin – that one <points> the one in the bushes. See, what happens; is she’s just walking around…in the woods
Megan – as you do
Caitlin – and then she see’s umm a band of elves… are they elves?
Megan – they have pointy ears
Caitlin – nooo their fairies!
Megan – look! The book says elves!
Caitlin – and so then she see’s him and it’s all like <sings> AHHH!!! </sings> love-like. And then it’s like… like,
Megan – she’s hanging onto his snake
Caitlin – let me finish the story!! So what happens, is he’s like I can’t actually be with you because the fairy queen dot dot dot whatever she is like owns him
Megan – he’s her bitch basically
Caitlin - well yeah. Anyway. Um. And then he’s like if we want to be together then theres this challenge and then pretty much she’s gonna turn me into hideous creatures and you have to prove you still love me
Tori – haha, as hideous as me?
Caitlin –SHUT UP! And then yeah…they win… and then he’s naked…I don’t know why he’s naked
Megan – because they have sex!
Caitlin – noo but they don’t!
<explains>
Caitlin – ummm what the hell is with her hair? Look at her hair! Theres a clam eating her head!!
Megan –so what happens now?
Caitlin – that’s the end
Megan –buh… buh…
Caitlin –they become mortal and die.
Megan - but don’t they have sex?
Caitlin –ooh here’s another hottie. Lets read about him
Megan – he’s a chick.
Caitlin – ohh he’s not hot. Let’s not read about him.
Caitlin – OOH! This ones a good one, he’s a hottie.
Megan – I need a fuckin drink.
Caitlin – alcoholic?
Megan – yeah. I drink a work. Can you believe that? I work in a pub and they serve me.
Caitlin – I can believe that.
Megan – how old do I look with makeup on?
Caitlin – ummm 19
Megan – hmm… tori?
Tori – I haven’t been paying much attention, writing conversations down is actually incredibly hard on my fingersss )):
Caitlin – I know what victoria’s doing. She’s trying to distract us because, from from mike…because she likes mike. That’s alliteration… not alliteration, assonance, because like and mike rhyme!
Caitlin’s just kinda staring at me right now, with that evil look she has, where she wants me to tell her some juicy gossip story about my non-existant love life *facepalm*
Caitlin – non existant my bottom
Alex - WHAT?!!! I came into that conversation at the wrong time!
Megan – I wish my bottom was non-existant
Caitlin has now died of laughter. What a shame. No more questions.
Caitlin – I resurrected myself. So, hows mike?
Megan – so who’s miiiikkeee??!!!! Mike mike mike mike mike.
Caitlin - he’s written songs about her.
Tori – what?! No he hasn’t!!
Megan – Alex, who’s mike?
Alex – ahhh I dunno, just some guy on dailybooth. Tori! Why doesn’t the blur tool ever work?
Tori- - I don’t know
Caitlin – because it’s a tool! Haha!
Tori – no Caitlin. That’s not funny.
Megan - I wanna expel the fat from my body
Tori- don’t we all
Mgan – I want lypo…
Caitlin –so, victoria… <expectant look>
Megan - I wanna know who this mike character is… is he hot?
Tori - <nods>
Alex – that’s AAALLLLLL that matters
Megan – as long as they’re hot and good in the sack I’m happy.
Tori – why didn’t I just record this conversation then type it up later???
Caitlin – because you’re a goober-head
Tori – damnit!
That was the end of our lesson. Like our photography conversations?
*facepalm* Caitlin won’t shut up… I shall kill her <evil look>
- Tori
DFTBA
PS; Caitlin is deranged, i'm not in love with ANYONE. And me and Mike haven't even talked enough for me to say we're just mates, so he's an acquaintance. Tommy, however, haha i love that kid he's a legend
