I think i may have pulled a muscle in my back

That title may end up being completely unrelated, i have no idea, i haven't finished writing this post yet. In fact, believe it or not, i am actually only 30 words in. Crazy huh? Anyway, i just adjusted my sitting position on the couch ready to write this and a muscle in my back* just went "lol nope" and it really flipping hurts.

A quick explanation as to why i missed a few weeks of blogging; because i did. Sorry to myself for failing the blog at least once a week challenge. My bad.

~ONWARDS~

Guess what? Alright i'll just tell you; i have one assignment and two exams left before i'm finished for the year! 'Course, that one assignment is worth 50% of my overall grade for that subject, and is due in a week... Hey, i've started the outline, i'm not leaving it until 4 days before it's due for once, be proud of me or something!
Hey, it's two weeks today until my birthday! Not to mention, in 64 days i can eat chocolate again :)
If you have no idea what i mean, go here: 365 days without chocolate!


I should really start planning my blog posts.
Here is a picture of me that adequately demonstrates how i have been feeling for the past week or so

That was a really nice orange, actually, and if i wasn't about to eat a finger bun i'd go grab another.
OH what about combining oranges and finger buns?! .... On second thoughts, i think putting two good things together and hoping for the best really only works with fish fingers and custard. I'm not game enough to try orange and finger bun.
Alright, iCal is telling me i need to either revise for my Human Body test or get on with that report, so i must be off! Sorry this was so disjointed but SUCK IT UP.
Get it? Because of the orange.. and.. oh forget it.

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*It feels like it could be my Thoracolumba fascia, but it's more than likely just my Latissimus dorsi. 

Thoughts which occurred to me whilst writing this post;

• I wish i could Ctrl+Shift+C and motherlode my life.
• Do you think deaf people who are skilled at lip reading can understand cartoons? Maybe it's the mark of a good animator when a deaf person can lip read what the characters are saying...
• There is a hole in the lining of one of my bags, and this means i have a huge secret compartment that all of my pencils and pens like to disappear to. It was so secret even i didn't know about it for the first few days.

I am so unbelievably thick

I am not going to be private or discreet over this. It's my party blog I can cry if write what I want to.
In the last few weeks of my "relationship"* with my last boyfriend I suspected that he fancied someone else, who is probably rather lovely. I ignored this hunch of course, thinking that I could trust him to be honest with me. Oh how wrong I was. He will deny it and say that wasn't the case, but there's no use because I am so over his lies, you have no idea. I was so certain that he was a nice, honest and caring person. Which he is, when the situation calls for it. I would not have hated him if he had been honest with me. I knew there was someone else yet he denied it and I followed suit. "It's the distance, it's too much" he would say, when what he meant was "there is someone here who I can be close to and i'd much rather be with her".

I am just so angry, I feel sick, I hate myself for trusting him and for ignoring my hunch. I really wish he had been honest with me, we could probably still be friends if he had. That is what I hate the most.
Not to mention how swiftly he managed to move on. Several days, was it?


And I know you will read this, Cody Shuttleworth, so I would like you to know that I HATE you. I am not going to take this back. I swear to it, I will hate you for a rather long time. I will not stop hating you, but I will move on with my life because you are not worth even thinking about.

That is all.

*I now use this term very loosely.

This is a title

Distance is horrible. Being really far away from someone you care about makes everything ten times harder. I can't do LDR's anymore.
I really.. i can't write at the moment.
Here, have a youtube video i rather like..

And we shall say no more on the subject.

I love my Segway

It has been well over a week since my last post and for that i am sorry.
A lot has happened, however not a lot that i can blog about. Does that make sense? I could quite easily rant about certain social events which took place in my (usually mundane) life over the past week, but it would turn into a bitch-fest. I would be led to write some really hurtful things and then people would read them and i would probably be killed. So, instead, this is a short post to say; a lot has been happening, but not a lot that i can tell you lovely people about.

~Segue*~

Do you all remember how i am supposed to be reading Terry Pratchett's Discworld series in publishing order? Well i have decided, as of about half an hour ago, that it does not apply to any of his Tiffany Aching books. Why? Because we bought 'I can wear midnight' yesterday and i want to read it now.

Adios Amigos.

*Someone actually asked me, in a comment on one of my vlogs, what  "this Segway phrase" is that i keep using. Because, clearly, every time i change topic in a vlog i think of motorised, two wheeled transportation.